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adam sandler dee wee (my friend the massive idiot)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 1ª estrofe
He said he'd be here at seven
The clock just hit 7:22
It's too cold outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mamma try out a new doo (Bruins)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 2ª estrofe
He said he'd be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my ass
Mamma's combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 3ª estrofe
Where the fuck is he?
Where the fuck is he?
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 4ª estrofe
The bitch doesn't even bother calling
Even though it's 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I'm feeling kinda antsy
Mamma's getting fancy
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 5ª estrofe
He said he'd be here at seven
It's closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin' the 'stache, kid)
Me lookin' like a sap
In a wool knit cap
Mamma's next move is a bun (fuckin' Patriots)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 6ª estrofe
Where the fuck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the fuck is he? (I couldn't find my fuckin' snowboots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 7ª estrofe
That stupid little punk
He's probably fuckin' drunk
I bet he drank a case
Wanna pop him in the face right now
Mamma's eyebrow
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 8ª estrofe
Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Fuck yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Pisser?)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 9ª estrofe
Well my friend is still a no-show
And I'm getting fucking pissed (Why?)
Cause I could've gone with Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mamma's on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 10ª estrofe
So I guess I ain't going out tonight
Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)
But call the operator
Cause one perm later
Mamma's hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 11ª estrofe
Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny joke!)
Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 12ª estrofe
I wish I had a car
I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 13ª estrofe
I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
I could have gone with Charlie (I'm in a wicked mess of trouble, ha ha!)
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) 14ª estrofe
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
